Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Die another day

Congratulations to Tokio Hotel for winning the HEADLINER award, despite having to beat Metallica, Foo Fighters, The Cure and LINKINPARK (!),

*ho-no! Tom looks like he's morphing into Bill slowly. *gasp*

If you're not convinced that TH is something, then take one second of your life to be convinced now!
wir sind das Beste!!





Anyway, it seems almost too hilarious to listen to news about people robbing the bank. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate the stupidity of the crime 10. Even murder isn't as bad as robbing the bank. I'm not speaking of it morally, but to even think of robbing the bank....the person must

1. Be Insane

2. Have never read the news

3. Never committed a crime in his life

4. Think that the police's stupidity should be rated 11.

My point is....robbing a bank is like Slapping the referee in the face and telling him I do not expect to see red. Come on, do you expect to step into the bank and not be caught on either the CCTV, by the public eyes, or you'd think the security guards are there on display? The robber probably also thinks that policemen travel by foot (due to rising oil prices), so they'd take at least 30mins to reach the crime scene and the chances of getting apprehended is 0.03% (rounded off).


Are you freaking serious about this? Cause robbing a bank (proves that all man are ambitious)would be the last thing I would do if I were to commit a crime. It's like Osama finding his new hide-out at the police station and expecting himself to be safe. Get what I'm trying to say? Criminals are supposed to be witty and crafty, but when you underestimate the police and overestimate yourself, then be prepared to go straight to jail. And you'd think by CROSS DRESSING to rob a bank, you won't be recognised?? HA-HA!-HA! I thought that only happened in Mr. Bean.


If his actions were propelled by the financial crisis, then its a sad thing. But otherwise, I'd advise him to do some research on the success rates of robbing a bank and probably stay home to watch the entire series of Crime Watch before he deems himself qualified to be one. Either way, it's a matter of time before he gets caught. I'm sorry.

That's what you get when you try too hard to make it on the frontpage. Bank robbery sounds like a great joke itself.

Somehow, I was always wondering if these two pictures come from the same magazine photoshoot...or............blue skies, whomping-willow like trees and looking down into the camera with the circle formation pose is a popular thing for bands.

This tree certainly looks more sparse than the other.



-before the possibilities came true, I took all possibility from you

3 comments:

  1. wtf the A7X and LP photos!!
    that's like the most memorable photo of LP from when they first started out haha.LOL at mike's red hair

    and "whomping willow"!!! i agree!!

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  2. let's see,
    mike was red head and now he's none,
    chester was bright red head, blonde, black and now none.
    mr.hahn's hair is always the same
    rob from none, to many hair (hot)
    phoenix from none to some
    brad from some to X-plosive!

    and A7X, everyone of them look over-creepy.

    the photo is surely funny:D i wonder if the tree withered after many attempts.

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  3. Guten Tag UCDQ!! :)

    ahh.. oOoo.. i know what you mean by bill is morphing into tom. well, these are the moments you see the make up and all fail to draw their identities apart. but it is not everyday we see such pictures.. haha.

    Auf wiedersehen!

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