surrender yourself

Quote of the week:
"I don't know what I did wrong"
-Emmanuel Effing Adebayor


Adebayor is the epitome of a football traitor. He certainly did nothing wrong by setting good example of a wonderous goal celebration against his former club, criticising the fans, taking a stab at Nick Bendtner and stomping on the face of Van Persie. Maybe Adebayor doesn't speak the same language as we do. English.

One day, all dancing will be banned unless you're dancing to the Right Round.

Meanwhile, here are this year's rejected exam questions:

• Translate the following into German : "Two World Wars and One World Cup"
• How many boys can you feed to Victoria Beckham before she became visible to the human eye?
• What is the central force that pulls object onto Earth. Is it A) Gravity or B) Magic
• If Lewis Hamilton leaves at 8am for a 5mile drive, when does he crash?
• If a train is going at 70 Miles Per Hour, how surprised would you be?
• What is amnesia? Is it A) Memory Loss A) Memory Loss or A) 4
• Willy Wonka is a paedophile. Discuss.
• What are Canadians most renouned for saying. Complete the sentence A ____________________
• ENGLISH. Is standards declining?
• If the answer is 9, what is the question?
• Tick the following A) B) C) or D) for the grade you would like to receive.
• America has 10,000 tanks and you have 3. Why would you start a war?
• Amy is 16, at least she said she was. How much trouble are you in?
• If everybody in Class A is called Tom, Thomas or Tommy and everybody in Class B is called Tim, Timmy and Timothy, what the fuck is going on?

-i would gladly bet my life upon it, it's not true.